"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today and around the country in all of the cities that listen to us and to users of the iHeartRadio app to say goodbye to my belly," he opened his farewell belly fat speech. "Tomorrow is the day that snacks and laziness are defeated by medical science."
Greg T is hoping that a few weeks after his surgery, he'll have the same pelvis "Vs" that swimmers have. It's going to take a little bit of time for the swelling to go down. He's also getting some fat from his neck sucked out while he's under.
BEST OF LUCK GREG T! Check out his belly eulogy below: